🍸KOL Ascension Cheat Sheet

Lvl 1 - Toot Oriole
  • Pick up the Letter from King Ralph XI
Lvl 2 - Spooky Forest Quest
  • Adventure at The Spooky Forest in The Distant Woods until you receive the adventure, Arboreal Respite.
  • Choose to Explore the stream to receive the adventure, Consciousness of a Stream.
  • Choose to March to the marsh to receive the mosquito larva.
  • Return to The Council of Loathing for your reward.
Lvl 3 - Typical Tavern Quest
  • Speak to Bart Ender in The Typical Tavern about his rat problem.
  • Fight your way through the Tavern Cellar until you discover the rat faucet.
  • Turn off the faucet, and return to Bart for your reward.

💢 - Once you turn off the faucet, you can continue exploring the Cellar to encounter Baron von Ratsworth in his mansion. Defeating him will grant you one of the following:

  • Baron von Ratsworth's monocle. (accessory, +10% Item Drops from Monsters)
  • MAD 2 - Baron von Ratsworth's money clip (accessory, +15% Meat from Monsters)
  • MAD 9 - Baron von Ratsworth's tophat (hat, All Attributes +5)
Lvl 4 - Boss Bat Quest
  • Gain stench resistance one of the following ways:
    • Equipping a Pine-Fresh air freshener (found in the Entryway)
    • The Pants of the Slug Lord from the Slug Lord's Map Quest
    • A bum cheek or asshat (from The Sleazy Back Alley),
    • or a Knob Goblin harem veil (from the Harem), among others.
    • You can also have the Elemental Saucesphere or Astral Shell buffs cast on you.
  • While you have stench resistance, adventure in Guano Junction to unlock the boss bat’s lair.
    • Each sonar-in-a-biscuit you use (either from your inventory or in a combat inside the Bat Hole) causes one wall in The Bat Hole to crumble. The first broken wall will grant access to the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow. The second will unlock Beanbat Chamber. The last, The Boss Bat's Lair.
    • Defeating a screambat will also break a wall.
  • Enter The Boss Bat's Lair and kill a number of beefy bodyguard bats until you encounter the Boss Bat.
  • Kill the Boss Bat.
  • Return to The Council of Loathing for your reward.

🍀 - Guano Junction, 2x sonar-in-a-biscuit

Bitchin' Meatcar Quest (Not Really Optional - unlocks beach)

Obtain at Degrassi Knoll:

  • cog
  • empty meat tank
  • spring
  • sprocket
  • tires

Obtain at the Market:

  • sweet rims


  • meat stack
  • 6x meat paste
  • spring + sprocket = sprocket assembly
  • sprocket assembly + cog = cog and sprocket assembly
  • empty meat tank + meat stack = full meat tank
  • cog and sprocket assembly + full meat tank = meat engine
  • tires + sweet rims = dope wheels
  • meat engine + dope wheels = bitchin’ meatcar